Sometimes it really does not serve one's trust in the innate goodness of man to be able to overhear the conversations of one's coworkers.

This morning, the younger contingent of my team were having a conversation about high school.

Matt: My high school teacher showed us a movie that might have gotten her fired.
Brian: What was that?
Matt: Schindler's List. Did you see it? It had nudity!
Brian: I think so, maybe.
Matt: You'd remember. It had nudity.