| Hours of sleep between Thursday night and Sunday morning | 20½ |
| Buttery Nipples consumed Friday night | 4 |
| Cuddles with bride | 2 |
| Minutes spent soaking in the hotel hot tub | 30 |
| Bobby pins holding my fancy updo | 33 |
| Dollars it cost me to get the updo | 55 |
| Minutes it took the hairstylist | 45 |
| Urgent cell phone calls to get something vitally important but forgotten | About 17 |
| Missed calls from Jen trying to find the reception while I was being pictured | 3 |
| Compliments on my beautiful date | 3 |
| Attempted photographs of Jen | 7 |
| Successful photographs of Jen | 1 |
| Jumps into the cold pool | 2 |
| Kisses from bride | 2 |
| Kisses from Jen | 5? |
| Hugs from maid of honor | 1 |
| Dances with the bride | 1 |
| Dances with the groom | 0 |
| Dances with maid of honor | 1 |
| Slow dances with best man | 1 |
| Dances with Jen | 0 |
| Hours of nap Sunday afternoon | 2 |
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