Menage à Trois Bingo

Picture the scene...frustrated and horny little bisexual redhead Fiona goes looking for a lesbian porn video. She goes first to Friends & Luvers, where she looks through the racks for a box with pictures of real women, no fake tits and no fake dicks. She finds something that looks promising, "San Francisco Lesbians 4", which has several hot butchie babes on the cover as well as a skinny thing with crimson hair. But she's not convinced and the salesclerk is kind of skanky-looking, so she goes to Very Intimate Playthings and looks there. They have far more videos, but they're not at all organized and she can't find more than one all-girl video, plus their prices are higher. She gives up and goes to the next store, Fantasy Video, which also has quite a few, and they're categorized. But she still doesn't find anything more appealing than what was at the first store, and the all-male clientele at Fantasy Video makes her nervous, so she finally decides to go back to Friends and Luvers and buy the butchie video. The skanky-looking clerk turns out to be quite polite and she leaves with her video in an opaque plastic bag.

Later that evening, she turns down the lights in her apartment and puts in the video with anticipation, only to be confronted by half an hour of phone sex advertising, most of it complete with agonizing closeups of dripping cocks, bad silicone boob jobs and cumshots, and she is highly disgusted. Finally, the movie itself begins....

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The skinny thing with crimson hair turns out to be the "director", and the plot, such as it is, is that she has asked all her lesbian friends to let her film them fucking. I use the term advisedly, for it turned out, much to my disappointment, that most of the action was strap-ons and dildos. Not that I mind seeing that, but I felt there was too much. I wanted more cunnilingus and manual stimulation, more caresses and kissing. I find it hard to believe in women coming from penetration. Though admittedly they did do a lot of clitoral stimulation at the same time.

The dialog, not that there was much, generally sucked; just "Hi, these are my friends x and y (or x, y, z and w) and they're going to fuck," and rather annoying talking dirty during sex itself. "You're a good girl," over and over. I'd watch it with the sound turned off altogether, but then I'd miss the groans and moans and screams, and those turn me on. I wonder if they're on separate channels...

Overall, it did the job it was wanted for, though my fantasies are just as effective and far cheaper.